Win one of five pairs of tickets to the Bizarre Ball and boxes of tat from the Bizarre office. PLUS one lucky winner will get backstage access and meet all the acts!

Hunt for an Enochian Sigil on Bizarremag.com to win a widescreen TV/DVD and Supernatural DVDs!

Smokin' Aces 2 is out on Blu-ray and DVD. Win a day paintballing in a TANK to celebrate!

Win a Raymond Weil watch worth £1500 to celebrate this year's Brit Awards!

Let comedy film The Hangover help you through the morning after the night before

U.G.L.Y! You ain't got no alibi! You've got this cheeky card game instead.

Gloriously gory cotton tops that'll give you the T-beejeebees!

Look like Bizarre's very own famous picture desk ferret!

Musical rulers: twangy! Sour chewy sweeties: tangy! Porn films: wangy!

It's even shorter than your granddad's Viagra-less love-making sessions!

Say fu-cuff to boring shirts with these tiny tin men!

Win fifty quid to spend on rubberly jubbly fetish gear from latex101.com

Win a signed 44 Inch Chest poster and a limited-edition T shirt

Win a Playstation 3 to celebrate the release of the fantastic Thirst on DVD! Plus a poster signed by Park Chan-wook and DVD!

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