How do you make fetishwear look so classy? As an avid Bizarre reader I find many models make fetishwear look trashy/slutty or plain odd, yet even dressed as a PVC horse you look stylish and confident.

Madame Smut, by email

Oooh la la! I love compliments from ladies! Some people think clothes make you classy. I disagree. Of course, a gown helps you look classy, but the difference between looking classy and being classy is attitude. I have self-confidence issues like any girl, trust me. But when I pose, my insecurities go away; I become playful-happy-sexy girl. And that’s what you see.

I want to seduce the camera. I want to seduce you. Take the splosh Bizarre shoot; it involved a tiny, non-existent bikini, and the yellow cream could have made me look very un-classy and slutty. Make-up and hair glamorise your look.

To sum up: wear whatever you want as long as the colours mix. Take charge of your sex appeal; play with it. Balance make-up: red lipstick won’t suit everyone. If you suck with hair, like I do, go to the salon. Accessorise and add jewellery if you wish, but don’t overdo it. And find original shoes. Oh, and have fun!

I’m just starting in modelling, and I’d like to be on the cover of Bizarre. Do you need an agency?

Miss Miaow, by email

During 10 years as a model, I’ve never joined a modelling agency. When you’re 5ft3in and curvy like I am, or not anorexic, you don’t get chances with the best agencies. So I started my website, started buying my own photo equipment, invested in nice clothes etc.

Thanks to the internet, I can negotiate deals directly with clients. Having tattoos can shut doors – I got mine lasered. If yours are here to stay, send your portfolio to magazines that already publish inked models.

If it’s Bizarre you want, send your best photos to the art director. Of course, that implies you have a portfolio. So find a good photographer, and have fun! It’s as simple as that. Good luck!!

Questions? Dilemmas? Email me at Biancabeauchamp@videotron.ca

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