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Caleb Shinobi, 26, Hawaii, USA “I consider myself weird, and I’m OK with that! I once saw a girl take a full bottle of beer up her vagina, and then release it completely empty, which I thought was brilliant! I’m the proud owner of a Prince Albert piercing. Hot girls have been dominating Bizarre for too long – now it’s our turn!”
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Mr Bitch, 22, Arizona, USA “I’d describe myself as anal, sticky, fertile, Italian, paranoid – and a curious little monkey! I’m into music and my top bands are Danzig,Misfits and Gallows. I also love a cold beer and hanging out with my family. Some people like to role-play, and others are into poo-poo and pee-pee, but I just like boobs.”
Flawed_By_Design, 22, Denver, Colorado “I’m a corrections officer, a frequent club-goer, and a sexual deviant – that’s why I have ‘Breed to Death’ tattooed on my crotch! My weirdest moment so far was when I came to the realisation that giraffes are robots. What purpose would a real giraffe serve? There was also that time I walked in on my parents...”
Rev Mitcz, 31, Hollywood, USA “Let’s pretend I’m a mystery, wrapped in a riddle, and sautéed in an evil sauce. In reality, I’m a goofy comedian with a lust for dark imagery and gallows humor. We need more devoted male alt.models. Mainstream work is so fuckin’ monotonous. It says, ‘Oh, look at me! I’ve got perfect skin!’ I say, ‘Go get some scars, pussy.’”
Demondaz, 39, Kent “My weirdest moment was seeing The Killing Fields in Cambodia, after eating an ‘extra happy’ pizza, which is apparently a local speciality. I run some pretty good vampire and steampunk events in London – good clubs with good music and good company really float my boat.”
Markabre, 26, Essex “I’m the most cunning cad to crawl from Caligari’s cabinet. As my moniker suggests, there’s a macabre influence to my look, but it’s the spit, sawdust and greasepaint of vaudeville, circus and carnival rather than clichéd graves and ravens. I want sex, fame and riches – and I want them now.”