A 27-year-old model and soft porn actress from Rhode Island, Molly’s an avid belly dancer and a massive fan of American hippy band Phish.

Dearest Bizarre readers,

Bob would usually be writing this text, but he seemed strangely rushed when we spoke to him; he was panting and out of breath, and kept mumbling stuff about, “foot-long hot dogs”, “man mustard”, “stuffing her crusts with my deep pan until her breath smells of pepperoni” and “burgery”. Strange.

This is all we could get out of him about the fast food photoshoot he did with Molly Heartbreaker…

 “Molly asked me over for dinner and said she was making ‘vaggie burgers’. She said she had her pussy flames cranked and was ready to grill some serious meat, so I was in for a treat. When I reached her place I nipped into the bathroom to wash my hands – hygiene first, y’know?

“But when I came out, there she was, eating all the grub by herself. She’s a real pig, and ended up making a huge mess all over her bed. I don’t know why she didn’t at least lay the table, seeing as she was having guests round. She trashed her whole house, spraying ketchup everywhere and dropping lettuce and pickles on her carpet. I really don’t know how she lives like that, the filthy minx.

“I managed to eat some of the chunks of beef that were stuck to her butt, but by then I was ravenous and wanted more. She kept kicking me away (she’s like that – she don’t like sharin’) but I chomped down a few of the fries that were jammed between her toes.

“Later, we went out on the town, and every time she scratched her ass cheeks the bar started to stink of burgers and grease. Thank God that smell wears off after a few days, because you just keep getting hungry every time you get a whiff of it. Molly could ruin a guy’s waistline.

“In fact, she could probably lay waste to his whole body… I haven’t seen Ms Heartbreaker for quite a while now, though, as my wife won’t let me near her.”

After Bob’s short yet appetising description of his time spent with Molly, you must want to know more about this tasty chick whose calorie-laden photos probably have you nearing your salt’n’vinegar strokes by now.

She’s been in several soft porn flicks, including Topless Tapioca Wrestling and a superhero spoof called Batbabe: The Dark Nightie, in which she played District Ass-torney Henrietta Bent, intent on locking up criminal masturbator mind, The Jerker, and his right-handed men.

She’s covered in tatts, including a huge pin-up back piece, but she’s most famous for the flames inked above her nipples and naughty bits. “Getting my nips done didn’t hurt that much, even though all the guys in the tattoo studio were warning me it was going to sting like hell,” she says. “Tattooing my pussy was seriously painful, but definitely worth it – I call it my burning bush!”