Holy smokes and snakes alive! Check out this vindaloo-hot snap-nea of Apnea, with a botty so juicy you could squeeze it all night long.

This pic might inspire some down’n’dirty thoughts, but it actually features some pretty damn pricey luxury jewellery. Apnea tells us, “Those itsy bitsy delicate chains doing such a good job of covering less than a micron of my skin are made by a Chinese-American designer called Bliss Lau, and they cost more than my rent! It’s not my house you can see in the background, though; it’s the sumptuous dining room of photographer Cynthia Davila.

We did this shoot at night with the windows wide open, and I reckon Cynthia’s neighbours must now think she’s running some kind of Eyes Wide Shut-style orgy mansion: all you could hear outside were shouts of, ‘Damn girl, you have an ass on you!’ and, ‘I can’t get over your booty!’

“I do have a big butt in proportion to the rest of my body,” she says, “but I wouldn’t have it any other way. Two joggers got a proper eyeful – they ran past with a torch while I had my ass popped out, crouched in a stretching cat position!” Now that’s the kind of moon we’d love to see every night...

While we’re on the subject of expensive jewels, if money was no object, what would be Apnea’s idea of a truly indulgent, extravagant dream weekend?

“I’d book myself into a suite in a Vegas hotel, order tons of room service, then watch countless YouTube videos of black strippers – I think they’re God’s gift to the planet, or at least God’s gift to me. I’m bordering on developing an obsession,” she winks.

“When I was done ogling vids, I’d go down to the casino and gamble thousands of dollars, without feeling devastated if I lost it all. Oh, to have a bottomless expense account! Sadly, the closest I’m going to get to that at present is a bottomless cup of coffee in a diner; I’m spending all my money on laser treatment to remove a three-quarter sleeve tattoo that I’m going to have re-covered with a design that matches my chest.”

Want more to see more of Apnea? Then look out for her first full-length erotic film, starring Lauren WK, Mosh and others, due out later this year.  

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