Name: Sleepy Red        Age: 20        From: Newcastle
“I would describe myself as bubbly and bouncy and I look for someone who will love me as much as I love them and doesn’t mind my invention of new words and my passion for 24/7 sex on demand. I love snow, sledging and stars, but I hate being ill, pigeons and a snapping bango strings during sex… opps!”

Name: Poison Ivy        Age: 22        From: Plymouth
The oddest place I’ve ever had sex was on top of my parent’s pool table in their attic whilst they were watching TV downstairs. My kinkiest moment was handcuffing my ex’s hands and feet to the bed then fucking myself with a vibrator over his face while telling him exactly what I would be doing to him afterwards until he broke the handcuffs trying to get at me.”

Name: Gibboelli        Age: 19        From: Peterborough
“I once had sex in a graveyard which makes me a proud member of the ‘Dead End Club’! I would definitely be up for a threesome with Mulder and Scully in a mausoleum with the Flukeman banging at the door. I love my boyfriend, animals and video games, but hate it when the internet doesn’t work.”

Name: Nymph_fet        Age: 22    From: Kent
“I like a man who has the same macabre view of things as me and will pull my hair during sex. I’d love to have sex against a church door with a little blood and a little knife play especially if Russell Brand was involved. Anything concerning tattoos, piercings, mash potato and sex gets my vote, but I hate Charlotte Church and coffee.”