Telling you all about my vacuum bed experience in the last Bizarre was so much fun, I've decided we should share my experiences with gasmasks. The first time I saw one on someone's face, a vision of Hitler kissing a Facehugger came to mind. The look disgusted me as it reminded me of the stupidity of war. I guess my perception began to change when I had to wear one for a photoshoot.

I bought it at an army shop, where I got suspicious looks from the cashier. I was about to tell him to screw himself when I realised the look on his face might be a reaction to me licking a pepper-spray can on the counter. I apologised with my swollen tongue and went straight to my friend's workshop, where he dipped my new mask in liquid Latex.

When I first saw my 'gasmasked' reflection, I almost fainted, but then I realised the breathing hole was blocked. I couldn't see well through my fly eyes, but someone must have come to my rescue cos at some point I was able to breathe again, and at the same time heard the sound of my breathing reverbing inside the mask. And what a sound: mysterious, sensual and a bit hopeless. This was the beginning of a new challenge as a model (no vision + no breathing = a pain to strike a pose), and a new sexual area to exploit with my lover.

I recently went to a fetish party where a friend led me to a room guarded by two closed doors. He said wearing a gasmask was necessary. I was so nervous I almost put my mask on backwards, and I shakily entered the room. It was filled with smoke. Not a tiny bit, I mean lots of heavy, grey smoke, lit by a few coloured bulbs. I could barely see my hands, or anything around me, but I felt others.

I was not alone! "Ah, man! Not that Facehugger again!" I said to myself. But luckily for me, the shadows were only friendly people rubbing my Latexed body. I never got to know who they were: some were men and some definitely women, as I could rub my boobies against theirs. It sure was a sexy sensory-deprivation affair.

ARE YOU NEXT TO BE SMOKED? Just find your local army shop, buy the mask - and don't forget to lick that spray can for a sexy tongue tingle!

GIVE ME YOUR BEST SHOT: Questions, praise, criticism? Mail: biancabeauchamp@videotron.ca,
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