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New issue out now! Includes... Robot sex - we have seen the future, and it's cold, hard and shiny. Why YOU'LL be having sex with robots within five years... Also, mucky robot films, futuristic sex toys, All brought to you courtesy of our cover girl, Sister Sinister!

PLUS: Alix Fox goes catfighting... in custard! Meet the real-life (pre)teenwolf! At home with legendary low-brow artist Coop! We hang out at an exorcism...

AND: Fantoria's horror party pictures, the beautiful love story of the octopus who fell in love with Mr Potato Head, and the twisted life story (and plenty of pictures) of porn magazine queen Dian Hanson.

ALSO: Japanese fish sex, the contents of a man-eating crocodile's stomach, lucky deformed cats, a man eating a dog, a monkey jumping from one hippo to another, extreme taxidermy, useful tattoos, Vampira tribute, and the man who cut off his nipples to use as earrings!

MORE? YEAH, WE GOT MORE: Astounding medieval astronaut carvings, all-fat-gay burlesquers Bearlesque, Matt Zane sets a world record for suspension, Mr Amano in Vegas at the porn awards, How Bizarre is Marc Wootton, tons of rubber fashion and mouth tattoos!

AND... AND... AND...: Parties! Ultravixens! Your tatts! Weird Brighton! Outsider music! Nieratko! No-budget slasher flicks! Planet Terror! Turkish horror! George Romero!!!!

You know you have to...

And, as ever... WE WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU THINK!!!