Boing! It's our Big Issue!

Meet April Flores, the world's biggest adult star, and find out how it feels to be Coop's muse, do sex scenes with Belladonna, and to believe in fairy tales.

Plus.... We board a one-way flight to Mastasia, the country where every woman has superdupersized boobies! And bring you the Bizarre Bumper Book of BIG - featuring bursting bellies, high hair, big balls, mega moustaches, enormo earlobes, whale women, huge honkers, large lips, jumbo toddlers and heavyweight hands. Freaky!

And... Free inside your magazine! The Little Issue - the finest pocket-sized entertainers in the world, including mini Amy Winehouse, the Half Pint Brawlers, Dame Demure, weeny Britney, tiny Marilyn Manson, Lil' Miss Firefly, and mini KISS...

MORE! Amazing Roswell UFO festival pics! Roast dog! Deformed baby! Pensioner pirates! Woman breastfeeding pigs!

AND! The sexiest Ultra Vixens ever! Rubber fashion! Genki does it froggy style! The X-Files' Chris Carter tells all! The Mighty Boosh's Rich Fulcher interviewed! Jonathan King quizzed! Dragonforce interrogated! Scars On Broadway's Daron Malakian

PLUS! Meet Bianca! Astonishing 3D tattoos! Cerebral Palsy man gets suspended! Hail the fanny-shaped taxi! Inside-lady casting! Frank Sanazi - half Hitler, half Sinatra! Proud to be Different campaign! Your amazing tattoos! Gallery of Pain! Your art! Badlands! Korla Pandit! HP Lovecraft! Lucha wrestling! And how to make the world's biggest Iced Gem...