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While some magazines might attempt to lure you into their world with a cover featuring nothing more than a single vapid tart from some rubbish soap opera, Bizarre is a different animal. For a start, we wouldn’t dare insult you by assuming you give two hoots about someone who thinks being interesting means talking about her titjob, that funny thing that happened at stage school that time, and how that really, really nasty character in the programme isn’t actually really nasty, he’s lovely and in real life he’s got – gasp – a wife!

And also, just a single person?