This is the most expensive porn DVD ever made (though I think Pirate's Star Wars rip off 'Porn Wars Trilogy' may be nipping at its heels). Basically, you get a very lavish set of DVDs in the sort of packaging that only grot studios seem to produce nowadays. Oh, and you get an HD DVD version as well.

What's it like? The whole thing looks bloody amazing. I don't really wish to waffle on about the sets, effects and soundtrack, but you really will be surprised at the quality. Though personally I kind of skipped through most of the action, hunting out the sex scenes…

Highlights: Jesse Jane. I love the way her eyes and mouth look as if they are about to melt off her face (in a good way). She's in a lot of the best scenes and treats us to her first ever girl/girl scene, which is much better than I expected… very feisty with lots of slapping and spitting. Check out the lit candles that are shoved up her arse… I wish they'd done more of that.

Overall: "Yo ho ho and a bollock of cum… This DVD is squarkin' marvellous etc" Er, but seriously, this is more posh porn with a plot that's arguably better than Pirates of the Caribbean at World's End. The whole package is stuffed full of more extras than you will ever bother to watch (though the casting reels make X Factor contestants look good). They haven't forgotten that at the end of the day you'll be wanting a wank at some point during the movie, and so luckily the sex scenes are actually pretty good, through a little bit on the scarce side.