You know we love Tera Patrick here at Bizarre. We recently flew over to Los Angeles to photograph her for the November issue of the mag.

Her husband Evan was there too, and Chopper her little dog… so you can imagine my surprise when they both turned up on the DVD. Evan was f-cking her and Chopper, you'll be relieved to hear, was just hanging out in the background.

What's it like? It's the sort of film most likely to be on pay-per-view at a posh LA hotel. In fact, it was – our photographer and stylist were watching it before the shoot (for research purposes).