Basically, wearing it turns you into a better, more attractive you with all
the minor kinks and imperfections ironed out and all your assets thrown indecently forward. Once you don it, your surrogate second skin clings to you like a self-conscious koala, comes in the colour of your choice, and is guaranteed to turn on more or less half the people currently alive.

What’s not to like? If you don’t believe us, check out Peter Czernich’s column this month on p34 to see how deep some people’s Latex love affair can run. So let’s use the remaining space to laugh at people who would probably pee themselves if they saw lovely Sophie Howard dressed like that.