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 Not yet rated  Loading ...Totally bonkers trailer for new April Flores film, ‘Voluptuous Biker Babes’Permalink| Discussion:No CommentsPosted in Uncategorized on January 5, 2009 at 1:28 pm What do you get if you cross ‘Priscilla, Queen of the Desert’ with April Flores, queen of the desserts? Play the trailer for her new film, ‘Voluptuous Biker Babes’, and find out. It’s directed by April’s fella, Carlos Batts, and it’s batty in just about every way you can imagine. Not yet rated Loading ...I interviewed Wednesday 13 backstage - watch the video!Permalink| Discussion:No CommentsPosted in Uncategorized on November 13, 2008 at 6:33 pm Hello my little lubed-up sexually-suggestive Coronation Chicken baguettes (can you tell it’s nearly lunch time?), A couple of weeks ago I went to see the wondrous Wednesday 13 play a gig on Hallowe’en, and I got to chat to him and his band backstage. Read more  Rated: 100% (2 votes) Loading ...The Bizarre Ball rocked harder than a Weeble in an earthquake! Waaaahhh!Permalink| Discussion:6 CommentsPosted in on October 13, 2008 at 12:22 pm Flippin’ eck my hideous humping heaving Hush Puppies, how utterly amazing was the Bizarre Ball??! Yep, the cloakroom was a wee bit of a shambles, beer wasn’t dirt cheap, and the schedule got a tad messed up due to the last-minute venue change, but considering we managed to bag a location for around 2,000 people given only a few days’ notice after the police temporarily shut SeOne down, I think it was a TERRIFIC event. Woooooo! I just can’t tell you how glad I am that we managed to pull enough strings for the Ball to go ahead - I really think I would have sobbed into my Japanese cutesy mushroom-shaped pillow if we’d had to cancel. It was such a treat to meet you all! What a crowd, huh?! More eye-candy than a Santa sack full of Woolies pick ‘n’ mix. So, did anyone manage to pull? Read more Not yet rated Loading ...Hungry for more after the Bizarre Ball? Win excusive tickets to the Opal Nera Hallowe’en PartyPermalink| Discussion:No CommentsCan’t hold on until 2009 for the next Bizarre Ball (and yes, we are already planning it…)? Gotta have more rubber, raunch and raving right NOW? Then give your appetite for dancefloor debauchery a little something to snack on by winning one of two pairs of tickets to the Opal Nera Hallowe’en Party that we have to give away. Rated: 100% (1 votes) Loading ...Argh! We found a mouse in Bizarre Towers!Permalink| Discussion:No CommentsPosted in on October 1, 2008 at 1:32 pm But at least things haven’t got this bad yet… Not yet rated Loading ...Motorcycle Xpo gals, hilarious Wipeout contestants and babies in wheelchairsPermalink| Discussion:No CommentsPosted in Uncategorized on at 1:24 pm Hello sugarferrets, Foxy here, with a new blond and baby pink crop that I L.O.V.E., althogh various people have said it makes me resemble a/the lead singer of Roxette (’Come join the joyride!’) b/ Bridget Nielson and c/ Dolph Ludgren. I wish I resembled Anita De Bauch, who I met yonks ago when in Yeovil reporting for Bizarre Britain, and who popped up this week in some snaps of hot ladyfolk perched on motorbikes promoting this weekend’s Xpo… Not yet rated Loading ...Win tickets to The Xpo fetish and alternative lifestyle exhibitionPermalink| Discussion:1 CommentPosted in Uncategorized on September 16, 2008 at 10:40 am Hello Mr Boombastics and Miss Demeanors, Hope you’re building up to a weekend that’ll be anything but a weak end to the last 5 days. One weekend you should definitely be looking forward to (apart from the Bizarre Ball, obviously) is The Xpo, a fetish and alternative lifestyle shopping exhibition at London’s Barbican Centre on 3-4 October. You can find full details at Thexpo.co.uk, but lots of the fashion folk in our current issue will have stalls there, plus there’s bags of burlesque, escapology, catwalk shows, cheeky toys, women parading around with strap-ons…and we have ten pairs of tickets to give away. Read more Not yet rated Loading ...Pubic flair - Creating a lady garden that could win Chelsea Flower ShowPermalink| Discussion:1 CommentPosted in Uncategorized on August 19, 2008 at 5:17 pm ‘Allo dollboots, Our Chief Sub Eleanor is as succulent and sizzling as a chilli-basted piglet on a spit, plus she knows more about metal than an aluminium specialist - prick up your ears, as you’ll be hearing much more from her in future. Today, though, she claims she was searching for a hot water bottle (in August? Yeah right…) and came across some ‘Betty Beauty’ pube dye. I am now considering redecorating my downstairs reception area in a vibrant shade of pink. Well, always nice for the collar to match the cuffs, huh? Read more Not yet rated Loading ...Batman + Wanted = Foxy’s popcorn goes all soggyPermalink| Discussion:No CommentsPosted in Uncategorized on July 23, 2008 at 1:53 pm Hello my glutinous globules of gelatinous gloriousness, A little while ago I went to the flicks to see the new Angelina Jolie film, Wanted, with Tom Broadbent (our hairy orc Pictures Ed who wrote this month’s Not The Ed’s letter). I was a happy little bunny, because: a/Tom didn’t try any tricks involving cutting a small hole in the bottom of the pick ‘n’ mix bag and poking anything through it (his wife would’ve killed him). Not yet rated Loading ...Win tickets to meet Bianca Beauchamp and 15% off for Bizarre readers at quirky storesPermalink| Discussion:No CommentsPosted in Uncategorized on July 16, 2008 at 1:12 pm Hello pussycats, Foxy here. Do you know how much I love you? Thiiiiis much! (stretches arms so wide that there’s an audible ‘pop’ as her shoulders dislocate from their sockets) To demonstrate my affection, I’ve wangled a few treats for you…
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