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Batman + Wanted = Foxy’s popcorn goes all soggy

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Posted in Uncategorized on July 23, 2008 at 1:53 pm

Hello my glutinous globules of gelatinous gloriousness,

A little while ago I went to the flicks to see the new Angelina Jolie film, Wanted, with Tom Broadbent (our hairy orc Pictures Ed who wrote this month’s Not The Ed’s letter). I was a happy little bunny, because:

a/Tom didn’t try any tricks involving cutting a small hole in the bottom of the pick ‘n’ mix bag and poking anything through it (his wife would’ve killed him).
b/ We both agree that salty popcorn beats sweet’s ass with a giant meat tenderising mallet.
c/ Angelina Jolie has been my heroine since Hackers, and in my eyes she can do no wrong - even if a plot is absolute tripe, she captivates me… Read more

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