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Pubic flair - Creating a lady garden that could win Chelsea Flower Show

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Posted in Uncategorized on August 19, 2008 at 5:17 pm

‘Allo dollboots,

Our Chief Sub Eleanor is as succulent and sizzling as a chilli-basted piglet on a spit, plus she knows more about metal than an aluminium specialist - prick up your ears, as you’ll be hearing much more from her in future. Today, though, she claims she was searching for a hot water bottle (in August? Yeah right…) and came across some ‘Betty Beauty’ pube dye. I am now considering redecorating my downstairs reception area in a vibrant shade of pink. Well, always nice for the collar to match the cuffs, huh? Read more

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