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 Not yet rated  Loading ...Bizarre Ball autopsyPermalink| Discussion:1 CommentPosted in Uncategorized on October 13, 2008 at 12:20 pm I’m sure my esteemed colleagues, here at Bizarre Towers, have already gushed about the brilliance of the Bizarre Ball and it was, indeed, a night that no one could have imagined! I won’t bore you with talk about amazing costumes and friendly Bizarre readers, which of course partly made the night the success it was. I won’t harp on about all that. Instead I would like to submerge myself in to the dark side of Friday night and regale some stories to make you titter. Let us take, for instance, the man who strode around naked wearing a metal centurion helmet and chest piece. With his humble penis bobbing around and clutching a ragged carrier bag, he was clearing areas quicker than an outbreak of MRSA on a hospital ward. Sheer genius. I’m sure all those people who went out of their way to come dressed as the leaning tower of Pisa, or whatever, were envious of this man’s simple, yet effective outfit. It was also fun watching bums being spanked upstairs in Domination Corner. The confidently cocky bent over to receive a few whacks and left decidedly less smug, and walking a little more cautiously, than before their beating. Oh, how I chuckled. In between snorting behind my hand (not off it naughty!), I enjoyed the array of incredible acts including the mesmerising Vicky Butterfly and Lucha Britannia’s Mexican wrestlers in their eye-wateringly tight pants. Then, when I couldn’t have laughed any harder for fear of popping out an eyeball, the delectable Ms Alix Fox took to the stage to close down the night declaring she was “fucking proud to be different”. Met with a rousing cheer, punters flooded the stage to celebrate and I stood watching the hilarity of Elaine Davidson (the world’s most pierced woman) being dragged up by her armpits with another well-meaning member of the public holding her by her ankles. I laughed so hard I nearly coughed up blood. As per my pre-ball post on Friday, I promised to upload pictures showing general dicking around and here are some for your perusal… Please don’t forget to send your pictures and videos into us at Bizarre_ball@dennis.co.uk, with a head shot of yourself and answers to the following questions: Name:
 Rated: 100% (1 votes) Loading ...Hello Mum…Permalink| Discussion:1 CommentPosted in Uncategorized on at 11:16 am … I went to a ball. Trouble is, it was no ordinary ball. It was the Bizarre Ball. And I saw bums, tits and willies. I saw people dressed all funny. All funny they were. Wearing madness on their backs. People with blood trickling down their faces, wanton flesh oozing out and mischief in their eyes. Not yet rated Loading ...A lesson on how to ruin a photo…Permalink| Discussion:No CommentsPosted in Uncategorized on October 10, 2008 at 1:06 pm What’s wrong with this photo?
Not yet rated Loading ...WE WANT YOUR PICS FROM THE BIZARRE BALL!!!Permalink| Discussion:No CommentsPosted in Uncategorized on at 12:36 pm So, you’re attending the most amazing, the most incredible, the most debauched night of the year - the Bizarre Ball! We’ll have up close and personal coverage of the night in Issue 144 of Bizarre (on sale 25 Nov), and if you send us your pictures, we’ll put them in the mag too! Whether you witness awesome on-stage moments, incredible costumes or a smack-fest in Domination Corner, just grab your camera and take some snaps! We also want to see the carnage of the morning after. If you or your friends got chewed up and spat out by the Bizarre Ball, send us the evidence of your suffering! Email your Bizarre Ball pictures, a clear, face on head shot of yourself and your answers to the following questions to Bizarreball@dennis.co.uk: Name: Remember - keep those peepers primed for photo fodder and read what WE all got up to at http://www.bizarremag.com/blogs/ Lastly, and most importantly, make sure you enjoy your bloody selves. See you there! Team Bizarre Not yet rated Loading ...That’s gotta hurtPermalink| Discussion:No CommentsPosted in Uncategorized on August 21, 2008 at 10:26 am I’m a big Olympics fan. I love the competitiveness, watching people achieve personal bests and world bests and fighting tooth and nail over the line. But most of all, I like watching people having accidents. Tripping over hurdles, falling off beams and smacking heads on diving boards. Rated: 100% (1 votes) Loading ...Disturbing, but I like it!Permalink| Discussion:No CommentsPosted in Uncategorized on August 8, 2008 at 4:04 pm I like to imagine this little fella has just opened Bizarre for the very first time and this is his reaction. Rated: 100% (1 votes) Loading ...Fetish Frock-off!Permalink| Discussion:No CommentsPosted in Uncategorized on July 21, 2008 at 4:24 pm I recently went to visit the fetish fashion folk at House of Harlot to see what goes in to making their kinky creations and it was a lot of fun as you can see from the pictures!
Rated: 100% (2 votes) Loading ...Cock IcePermalink| Discussion:5 CommentsPosted in Uncategorized on June 20, 2008 at 2:59 pm I was in Sainsbury’s the other day and, while rummaging around the Aunt Bessie’s, I found this piece of ice shaped like an erect penis with half a bollock. Naturally I got my camera out - much to the confusion of an OAP reaching over for a packet of frozen nuggets. Tee hee.
Not yet rated Loading ...Download recovery…Permalink| Discussion:No CommentsPosted in Uncategorized on at 2:54 pm … it’s taken me this long to start stringing sentences together again since returning home from Download last weekend. Phew-eee! I had a brilliant time! Kiss were effing amazing even though I missed the first half-an-hour due to heating up a tin of Ravioli back at my tent - what a twat. I’d like to tell you I hopped from stage-to-stage with a mapped out time table of the bands I wanted to see. In reality, I got drunk, ate a free Muller Rice and hung out with a pissed up stag do while clutching a beer and vaguely nodding my head to The Offspring…. mmm. Anyway, here’s a few characters I met on my travels when I should have been rocking out…
Rated: 100% (1 votes) Loading ...More snails in the news…Permalink| Discussion:No CommentsPosted in Uncategorized on June 5, 2008 at 2:13 pm After my little snail feeding session the other day, the slimy little sods have started being papped left, right and centre. The Inner City Snail art project has taken it upon itself to ‘pimp up’ urban molluscs with shit hot miniature graffiti designs and little plastic humans traveling Euro Snail-style through the streets of the big smoke. It’s the best friggin’ thing I’ve seen this week… apart from a woman with MMM size breasts.
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