It's hard to believe that today - in an age when man can send probes to Mars, order drugs via mobile phone and download porn from the internet - there are still places upon which civilised man has never feasted his eyes. Places thousands of miles from the stress and bustle of modern life, where primitive man still roams naked without shame, liberated, truly at one with both himself and nature. But you'll never, ever find that place. If you did, you'd be tortured to death, your cadaver hacked to pieces and roasted over an open fire with your guts providing lunch for those cannibals still lurking in the green inferno a mere plane journey away.