Most films that go straight to video deserve to go straight to video. But this is an injustice of the highest order, and I order you to go out and burn people by way of protest. Look at the number of shitty films that hit cinema screens each month. It's an appalling state of affairs, and how a distributor decides to send this to cinema jail just because not enough people in America saw it is beyond any rhyme or reason.

Charlie Kaufman, who wrote Being John Malkovich and Adaptation, wrote this way before anyone had heard of him in Hollywood, and it doesn't really compare to anything else you've seen.