Chris Nieratko has been writing for Bizarre since 2002, regaling us with tales of his ridiculous life in our sealed section, under the guise of porn reviews. He has now collected these stories, with others he wrote for some other magazine, in the oddly compelling page-turner Skinema, which is both disgraceful and endearing. Readers of his column will know Chris is now happily married, doesn’t do drugs any more, and doesn’t get into much trouble nowadays. But it wasn’t always like that. I called him to see if he remembers me now that he’s a famous author.

Chris, I couldn’t find any mention of myself in the acknowledgements.