How did you meet each other?

Buck: How the hell did we meet?

Selene: Don’t you remember? I was your ring bearer. And I lost the ring. See, it’s all slumber party stuff.

Buck: That’s when we were just becoming friends. We used to go over to my ex’s house and watch Melrose Place with all the lesbians.
I felt so out of place, but somehow Selene was hooked up with them – and you’re not even
a lesbian, are you?

Selene: No. I used to be, though… well, still kind of am. No, not a lesbian.

Buck: What are you?

Selene: I’m straight/queer acting.

Buck: You’re just a fag hag!

Selene: I’m a lez hag as equally as I am a fag hag.