Why did you call the band Crotchduster?
Fuckmouth: I was just driving along one day and thought it would be a good name. It doesn't mean anything at all.
How did you come to have a dog on drums?
Slippery Jim: Just like the name, it came out of nowhere. Even before we'd started writing, we always thought of Cain as part of the band, even though he doesn't really do that much.
How does he play drums with paws?
FM: Um, duct tape.
Does he ever chase his drumsticks?
FM: No. We just use duct tape, peanut butter and macaroni, and everything's all good.
You claim to have set the band up to dodge tax. True?
FM: Yeah. I'll go on record with that.
How would you describe your music?
FM: Probably as everything that's metal and not metal. Everyone's like, "If you're metal you've gotta be really metal, cos metal is so wooaaargghh!" But let's face it - metal is metal, so you've gotta make fun of it.
SJ: I think it's solely for the purpose of making fun of stuff, but if it wasn't good and you had a band that couldn't play, then the joke wouldn't work. Fuckmouth knows how to play a couple of instruments, so we're OK.
What's 'Mammal Sauce', and what do you put it on?
FM: Everything. Mammal Sauce is a universal sauce. It's a lubricant, a salad dressing, hair gel. You could use it to spray down your glass table. It's the sauce everyone wishes they could have, but can't.
Why's the album called Big Fat Box Of Shit?
FM: Because that's exactly what it is.
SJ: There's nothing worse than an album called something like 'Grand Declaration Of War', and then it's terrible.
Are you gonna tour?
FM: Probably not. As I play everything on the record I'd have to get a whole band together, not to mention a choir.
*BIG FAT BOX OF SHIT, OUT NOW, EARACHE RECORDS
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