At first glance, this film looks like it might be a cool, post-Tarantino alternative to The A-Team. Sadly it’s two tiresome hours of guns and explosions, written by people who think they’re smarter than whoever writes Michael Bay films, but aren’t. It’s pointless and turgid, and doesn’t give you anything or anyone to care about. It’s also based on a comicbook, which is evidently not worth reading.