Dee Snider is frontman of New York glam heavy metal band Twisted Sister, most famous for their 1980s smashes ‘We’re Not Gonna Take It’ and ‘I Wanna Rock’ and the accompanying slapstick music videos. He also acts, presents TV shows, and hosts a radio programme called ‘House of Hair’ – featuring his slogan, “If it ain’t metal, it’s crap!”

What does you orgasm face look like?
It’s way more subtle than my live performance face! I’m a screamer and a wailer on stage, but in the gym and the bedroom I tend to hold back and be more reserved. Picture Clint Eastwood in Dirty Harry just when he’s pulling the trigger and blowing someone away, and you have my cum face right there.

What are the strangest encounters you’ve ever had with fans?
Twisted Sister’s biggest international album is called Stay Hungry, and the original cover featured a picture of me holding a large bloody bone. It was a metaphor to reflect how hungry the band were for music and success, but some fans took the photo rather more literally and thought that I must really enjoy gnawing on hunks of raw meat, like it was some defiant rock’n’roll stunt.

They’d turn up at gigs waving hideous legs of animal flesh, and chanting, “Hey, Dee, I brought you a bone!” I love my fans, but if another one turns up wielding a piece of carcass I’m going to develop laser beam eyes and zap it out of their hands with one killer stare.

You host a TV show called Dead Art in the US, about the beauty of cemeteries. Many Ultra Vixens say they get off on getting jiggy in graveyards. Would it turn you on?
The closest I’ve ever got to that kind of outdoor action is having sex in a hedgerow. Early on in my relationship with my now-wife, we’d had an argument and had broken up for a short while. We agreed to meet up in a park to try and reconcile things.

 The reconciliation went well, and ended up with us going for it in some bushes. It was a bit scratchy, but in the throes of passion, nothing bothers you. After climax, however, you suddenly become very aware that you’re covered in ants and trash and have twigs poking your most intimate areas.

If you had to have sex with an animal, what would you choose and why?
I’ve heard fabulous things about lambs. I’d have lamb on the bone, if you will. When I’m wearing leather gloves, I favour the texture of lambskin, so I’d like to see what it feels like actually on the lamb.

Who’s the oddest person that you’ve had a crush on?
I think my desire for women may have arisen within me a tad prematurely, as I remember fantasising in kindergarten about being trapped in the room with my teacher, Miss Kostigan. I didn’t know what intercourse was, but I definitely mused upon kissing and touching her incredibly pointy breasts. Sadly things went sour after Miss Kostigan; my teen angst started to kick in and I didn’t view school as such a boob-filled heaven.

What’s the best insult you’ve ever heard?
A journalist once described me as looking like Sarah Jessica Parker dipped in a vat of acid.

Aren’t you mates with wrestler Mick Foley? You should get him to piledrive anyone who disses you.
Yeah, Mick is a close friend and doesn’t live far from me. Last Christmas, Twisted Sister performed on Broadway, and he appeared on stage dressed in a Santa outfit as Mick Foley-Claus. He asked us each what we wanted for Christmas, and when my turn came, I announced, “I wanna rock!” Cue song!

Do you have any phobias?
I’m afraid of being normal and boring. In 1998 I wrote and starred in a horror movie called Strangeland. The sequel, Strangeland: Disciple, set in the world of body modification, is finally going into production this September. In the original movie, I played a paranoid schizophrenic sexual sadist called Captain Howdy.

He’s captured by the police, and the medication they give him makes him revert to his true personality, which is this subdued, quiet guy who wears cardigans and corduroy jeans. When I put the costume on to do that scene, I became light-headed. It freaked me out to be dressed like my father. It was tough for me to play a character whose introversion mortified me. He was a faceless nothing. I’d call him a sheep, if it wasn’t for your earlier animal-banging question...

Have you ever seen any freaky genitalia?
While researching Strangeland, I met a guy who’d split his penis down the middle so it was forked, and he could pee out of both ends. He had a piercing that travelled through both halves just behind the head, so he could clamp the two sides of his cock together neatly using a long bolt if he didn’t feel like two-way pissing.

What’s the most disgusting thing you’ve ever eaten?
One of the many hi-jinks I’ve got up to while presenting morning radio included eating a human placenta, while wearing a tuxedo and drinking a fine Chianti. It was stewed with rice, vegetables and seasoning – it was pretty good. I also take part in an annual ‘Bulls’ Balls Challenge’, in which chefs have to prepare a five-course meal – and the main ingredient of every dish is testicles.

What’s the largest animal you’ve killed?
I once caught a mako shark, but I didn’t kill it – I tagged it and released it. You have to use a massive fishing rod strapped to a harness that goes round your hips and buttocks like a codpiece, with a big phallic pole sticking out the front of your crotch.

Finally, Bizarre’s classic dilemma: you have to choose between necrophilia, coprophilia and bestiality. Which one and why?
I’d choose necrophilia. Most males run through the hypothetical situation in their minds of what they would do if they were in a mortuary and Marilyn Monroe, or some similarly stunning example of womanhood, was brought in freshly dead, and no-one was around… I’d be sorely tempted to at least take a look at her.

SHAMELESS PLUG! Visit DeeSnider.com for details of how to audition for a part in Strangeland: Disciple. The Twisted Sister: Live At The Astoria DVD is out now.