Yoinks! The new issue of Bizarre is the biggest, brightest, sexiest and weirdest yet. We've rounded up the entire cast of acts appearing at the Bizarre Ball this October. And stuck them on a huge pull-out cover. Look out for your favourite Bizarre stars including...

Viktoria! Nina Kate! Dr Haze and the Circus of Horrors! Lucha Britannia and their gang of crazy wrestlers! Pretty Pervy rubber animals! Valeria! Fancy Chance! Ministry of Burlesque including Vicky Butterfly, Red Sarah, and Toff and Tails! Samppa Von Cyborg! Exotic Dominatrices! Electric Eel Shock! Zombina and the Skeletones! The Priscillas! Dangerous Dolly! Johnny Woo! Desmond O'Connor! Mr Amano! Piff the Magic Dragon! THe Pariah Circus! Bodybuilders! Alix Fox! Crazy Dead Clowns! Mouse! and many many more...

It's the party of the year, and you're all invited. Run out and buy your issue - this month's is bound to sell out fast!

Also in your favourite mag this month... If you can't make it to the Bizarre Ball, party hard in a city near you. We bring you the freakiest, most full-on clubs in the world! And what happens when parties go wrong? Some party goers nights end as nightmares.

And join us at our Battle of Burlesque as we search for the cream of the new wave of UK performers. Plus Mighty Mata-Dwarves - Mexican midgets who don't take bull from anyone.

And! Monkey boxing! Road surfing! Buried cats! Two-faced lizards! Pig with heart outside his body! Freaky tattoos! Ultra Vixens!

And interviews with Charles Gatewood... London Ink... Molly Crabapple... Karl Pilkington.... British Sea Power... Pirate metal band Alestorm...

Do let us know your thoughts, our pretties! email us at bizarreweb@dennis.co.uk