Ding dong merrily, we're high! Frickin' over the moon, in fact, at the array of gifts you can buy from your favourite magazine, Bizarre.

Our books are on Amazon. Order now to get them in plenty of time for Christmas.

Bizarre Girls 2 showcases the very hottest Bizarre cover shoots, the sexiest Ultra Vixens, and the work of some of our favourite photographers.

Freaks, Geeks, and Amazing People features some of the weirdest humans we've met in the pages of Bizarre, from performers such as Syban V to pin-ups The Porcelain Twins, human wonders and tattooed icons.

Body Art 3 will get you up to scratch with the newest developments in the world of body mods and tattoos, including astonishing saline inflation pictures, galleries of your tattoos, and ink to inspire!

Bizarre's sex shop serves up sexy treats that will warm the cockles of your heart and more. Surprise your loved one with a saucy and strange gift of  this Christmas!

And Bizarre's online merchandise shop is the place to head for Ultra Vixen and Bizarre T shirts, Proud to be Different badges and THOUSANDS of other music, film, and comedy-related gifts! Roll up!

Never miss an issue again, with our three issues for £1 offer. Buy a subscription for someone special. Or yourself.

And finally, don't forget to download our FREE Bizarre Christmas paper designs! Simply print 'n' wrap!