We’re in the mood for lust. Read about the weirdest weddings of all time, see our Valentine cards from the Bizarre gang, and fall in love with this month’s Super Freak, the divinely talented Vicky Butterfly.

PLUS We visit the home of legendary pin-up artist Olivia (she owns Bettie Page’s shoes, don’t you know). And lead you from aliens to zombies in the A-Z of B-movies. PLUS Simon Drake meets the freaky, geeky creative genius, Thomas Kuntz.

AND Alix Fox takes on her most extreme challenge yet; underwater bondage. See her tied up, weighted, and thrown into a swimming pool with only a zentai suit to protect her. Will she survive?

MORE! The real-life Jessica Rabbit, the bear who ate a man, flamingos in a human toilet, real-life rivers of blood, mice on sticks and the men who go through agony just so they can watch porn stars undress.

PLUS! Shoes with butt-plug heels, records made of ice, strange jobs of the stars, True Blood news, and pie eating fun!

EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEWS! Slayer! Sam Fox! Clive Barker! Glam tattooist Friday Jones! Meat Loaf artist Michael Whelan! Masuimi Max! AJ Bailey! Tori Amos! Gerard Johnson! Lazlo Pearlman! Steven Kastrissios! Creature With The Atom Brain!  

And all the usual Ultra Vixens, your tattoos, every film, game, music review you’ll need for the month ahead, your art, make edible rotten teeth, cover star contest and LOADS AND LOADS MORE!!!!