Miss Kitty’s? It was more like Miss Titty’s, as Bizarre dipped into the most debauched night on Planet Sex.

Last time we were here, it was for the dirty Mud Wrestle 2009, and with this Valentine’s ball, naughty night promoters The Boulét Brothers created another amazing experience.

With a strip poker side-stage and a giant porn screen in the back room, there were plenty of sexy appetisers to whet the desires of the loved-up LA audience of drag queens, club kids and kinky fetishists, all ready, willing and able to pour forth their affection on this evening of amour.

On the main stage, Johnny Rockitt fucked a blow-up rubber dolly until bursting point, burlesque stripper Anastasia Von Teaserhousen had plenty of assets on offer, and the joint was packed for Masuimi Max’s rapturous fire and tassel routine.

This was a night where nobody left unsatisfied – merci beaucoup Miss Kitty, j’taime!