MORE T VICAR T-SHIRTS
From £8
Moretvicar.com

This site sells tops printed with cartoons of ‘semi skilled’ milk, Chairman Mao wearing Mickey Mouse ears, a scratch ‘n’ sniff April Flores flange, Muhammed Ali boxing Superman, a guy smashing up a washing machine with a baseball bat… (one of these statements is a lie)

NO BULLSHIRT!
Get 20% off your order by typing in the code BIZ20 at the checkout throughout July!

SLACKLINE TIGHTROPE
£40.49 - £71.99
iwantoneofthose.com

Forget what they taut you…tightropes don’t have to be tight. Attach this special webbing loosely between two trees or posts, and learn circus-style balancing tricks with about an hour’s practice. Suddenly, ‘slacker!’ is a compliment.

WIN! Got money for old rope…but no money for new rope? Then win a slackline! Email your details to Bizarre@dennis.co.uk with the title SLACK IS THE NEW BLACK

COOP GLASSES
£15
Sourpussclothing.com

Tumblers sporting tattoo-style images by the legendary Coop. Not the Co-Op. Although we’d rather like a set of glasses showing pictures of pots of egg mayonnaise and budget funeral plywood coffins.

COOP SCOOP! Enter the code 'Bizarre' at the checkout to get 20 per cent off your entire order from Sourpussclothing.com!