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Stuff you'll want!

Pay day's coming up, so here's some amazing crap to spaff all your cash on. Bravo!

Because everyone needs more things. Especially things that taste of bacon. Don't forget - we run a competition in every issue of Bizarre magazine where you can win a massive booty bag full of off-beat treats like the ones on this page, just by sending us a stoopid sketch!

 
     
1. MODERN PENNY FARTHING

£499, Iwantoneofthose.com

For added retro fun, simply remove the saddle.



 
2. BANANA CUFFLINKS

Usually £17.95, but only £15 for Bizarre readers! Christophersimpson.com

As recommended by Bizarre’s resident Aped Crusader, Art Director Dave Kelsall. He's a monkey businessman!



 
3. NERDY T-SHIRT

£19.95, MoreTvicar.com

Le geek, c’est chic.



 
4. WORD PADLOCK

£6.95, Handpickedcollection.com

A combination padlock that uses letter codes instead of hard-to-remember numbers. Great for holiday luggage, securing your clothes after you’ve changed at a fetish club, or for performers keeping cases of expensive costumes backstage. Hint: ‘FUCK’, ‘COCK’, and ‘TITS’ are way too easy to guess.



 
     
5. BARCODE & QR CODE TEMPORARY TATTOOS

From USD (£1.97) for six, Barcodeart.com

Mark yourself as someone’s property or encode data onto your skin with these tatts. The QR encrypted designs can be scanned with a camera phone to reveal a customised website address, phone number, or short message.



 
6. COFFIN WEDDING RING CASE

From USD.95 (£19.50), WeddingRingCoffin.com

Getting divorced? Closing the lid on a dead marriage? Bury your ring in this titchy casket.  Shame they don’t make bigger ones for your ex-spouse’s decapitated head.



 
7. ‘VICTIM’ RING

USD5 (£121), Femmemetale.com

Sterling silver finger candy from one of Kat Von D and Nikki Sixx’s favourite ranges. Designed to leave an imprint reading ‘VICTIM’ in anything you punch….like wax letter seals, or fondant cupcake icing. Obv.



 
8. BACON ENVELOPES

USD.99 (£4.55) for 25, Baconsalt.com

Send letters sealed with a meaty kiss – the lickable adhesive on these envelopes tastes just like a crispy rasher of piggy-wig.



 
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