1) Skull face tattoo man on Jeremy Kyle

27-year-old 'Mad Dog' Deon tops our 2011 list with his missus-upsetting face ink.

2) Angle grinder tattoo removal

Enraged husband got his ex-wife's name removed the hard way. WARNING: Gross!

3) Weird panties dance

This bizarre home-made dance video confused us from the moment we saw it...

4) Phlegmy throat cut horror!

Remorseful wife-batterer tried to kill himself and failed. What happened next was GROSS!

5) Zombie Boy skin concealer commercial

Zombie Boy Rick Genest was the star of the best concealer ad ever.

6) Cat lover dating video

We semi-wished that this young lady had touted herself on our own Savage Hearts...

7) Karate nuns

Strange footage of butt-kicking nuns, reportedly filmed in New York in 1978.

8) Hilarious WTF movie slaughter!

It was made in 1989, but we only discovered Troma flick Beware: Childen At Play this year.

9) Vagina tent

The ultimate camping accessory for next year's Download...

10) Dancing squid bowl dish from Japan

Japanese diner wins gong for year's most unappetising dish...

Honourary mention: WEBCAM GIRL SINGS 'BOOM BOOM BOOM'

And we couldn't depart without mentioning this tuneful webcam effort. Enjoy!