Hello Bizarre Readers,

Because you’ve been very good boys and girls, I’m treating you to twice the value by featuring two fetishes at once: big boobs and golden body paint. Ever since the famous 1964 Bond movie Goldfinger, many have incubated intense fantasies of a lithe naked woman slathered in liquid gold, from her pretty little head to her tasty little toes.

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Following Goldfinger’s release, many people were duped into believing that someone dipped entirely in paint would die of asphyxiation because their skin wouldn’t be able to breathe. Thankfully, this is just an urban legend – although there are real dangers of painted ladies suffering toxic reactions to chemicals, or overheating due to blocked sweat glands. But I was extra careful with my 24-carat cutie.


Californian bombshell Summer Cummings has starred in over 300 fetish flicks and graced the pages of countless publications, among them HeavyRubber – the darker, dirtier, freakier sister of my Marquis magazine. Having visited the outer limits of latex and been wrapped in surreal – and sometimes sinister – second skins, wearing a coat of gold paint was nothing for Ms Cummings.

We acquired the help of an expert named Goldfinger who’s developed his own mixture of powdered pigments and oil that gives a truly glossy, metallic finish. The only hitch is that the stuff is slimy as well
as shiny. The studio was a complete mess afterwards – not to mention the shower…

As Goldfinger stroked the glistening gloop over Summer’s skin, he obviously enjoyed detailing her most interesting parts; curving the brush into the crevices of her ears, slapping the thick bristles against the cheeks of her ass and, above all, applying his artistic eye to her massive breasts. Summer has overwhelming 34FF boobs and feels absolutely happy with them. Fortunately, her titties aren’t ticklish, so she found Goldfinger’s rhythmic brushstrokes sensual rather than irritating.

Before long she was transformed into an impressive golden statue. She slipped and slid all over the plastic sheeting we’d laid down to protect the studio, the beams of our photographic lamps and the bursts of our camera flashes bouncing light off her arched back and those unbelievable gilded globes.

Cleaning away the gold plating took over an hour, but that was all part of the fun. I still find residual glittery particles lurking in the corners and crannies of my bathroom – but who’d want to completely wash away such a golden delicious memory?

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