Did you know mealworms bite? Apparently, they do and, according to the actress, it’s really painful

Hello, my name is , and I am the world’s biggest pervert. Bizarre kindly printed a story about me last year. But for those who don’t know who I am, I would like to introduce myself…

I am the owner of a Japanese company called Genki, and I direct films that involve women in sexual congress with all kinds of living sea creatures and reptiles, including dojo loaches, earthworms, frogs, sea cucumbers, octopi and even an anaconda. I didn’t really have any kind of grand concept behind making these films, except I want to make people amazed. And also make something I wanted to watch; at the end of the day, I’m just a very selfish person.

This month, I shot a new film featuring mealworms and earthworms. I bought 30kg of them and used them all. I felt bad for the actress but they weren’t cheap, and I’d spent more of the budget on the worms than the actress. Did you know mealworms bite? Apparently, they do and, according to the actress, it’s really painful! By the way, my left foot has got much better. Thank you for asking. I’m finally able to walk again like a normal man. Let me tell you the story about how I paralysed the nerves in my left foot.

I’ve been suffering from piles since I was in junior school. My dad often used to have to push his finger up inside me to put the piles back inside. So my first time was with my dad. There is nothing good about having piles. It’s also prevented me from realising a dream of mine: to have an orgasm in my rectum.

My obsession with my anus started quite early on. I was already inserting fingers and all sorts of other objects up my bum at the age of
11, tearing my asshole every time and covering myself in blood. To this day, despite all my efforts, I still haven’t experienced an orgasm this way.

About six months ago, I decided to play with my anus one last time to mark my retirement from this pursuit. At that time, I weighed about 120kg – although I’m quite bit thinner now thanks to dieting – and the only way I could reach my asshole was to kneel Japanese-style on the floor, then slip my hand underneath my fat bum cheeks and stick a finger or two up inside.

Because it was meant to be my last ever attempt, I tried my utmost to pleasure myself but got so caught up in it I lost track of time. Before
I knew it, I had been playing with myself in this position for eight hours. Even then, all my efforts were futile. I was quite disappointed but just resigned myself to the fact it was never meant to be. Then I tried to get up, but I couldn’t; my legs had gone to sleep. Finally, I fell asleep like that.

I woke up the next day, still sitting in the same position. When I tried to get up to go to the toilet, I realised I couldn’t move my left foot at all. I didn’t know what happened to it. I had to call an ambulance to go to hospital.

The doctor examined my foot, then X-rayed it. He told me I’d lacerated the nerves in my left foot with my bodyweight. It was two months before I was able to walk normally again, all because I was playing with my rectum too much. Anyway, I’m fine now. But there’s a lesson to be learnt here: the pursuit of anal pleasure is not an easy task.