Dear readers of Bizarre. Do you know what nyotaimori is? It’s a male fantasy of eating raw fish from a naked woman’s body. Actually, it’s a bit of an urban myth.

Not that many people do it in Japan. It doesn’t really turn me on either, but it did inspire my latest Genki film: I had a vision of an actress gnawing fresh fish and plastering the minced remains all over her body.

Ideas for films come easily. The problem is finding willing actresses. An agency sent me some girls to interview. When I explained what I wanted to do, they all asked the same question: “Will I catch a disease?”

How can you catch disease inserting a fish into your vagina that is already intended for raw consumption? How ignorant. I wanted to shout but kept my cool as I explained the same thing over and over. One actress responded differently. “Delicious…” she purred.

RUI’S RAW INTESTINES
I hired Rui Mizuki on the spot. She followed my script to the letter: crunching, chewing and stomping on fish until they were pulp. Then she smeared the mashed flesh and dripping blood all over her body while my actors, Akita-ken and Saigo-don, fed her pieces of masticated fish from their mouths.

When I saw a bloody intestine hanging from Saigo-don’s mouth, I instructed him and Rui to suck it from both ends like a piece of spaghetti until their lips met.

When we started, the fish didn’t smell that bad. But soon enough, the cocktail of organs, flesh and blood began to reek.
It got so bad we had to stop the shoot to air out the studio. Rui entertained herself by rolling the stinking fish organs around
in her hands like a child with a new toy.

At that point, I realised she was probably game for anything, so I introduced a new sequence. We filled several large syringes with some milk I’d stashed for just such an occasion and injected the whole lot into Rui’s anus. Milk sprayed out of her asshole into the gaping mouth of a Koi fish. Saigo-don drank it from the fish and tongue-kissed Rui.


A VERY BAD SMELL INDEED
From then on the shoot got more extreme. Something about Rui seemed to bring out the sadist in our masochist actors. I’ve never seen them so merciless. They stuffed her vagina with fish eggs and intestines, whisked it with an electric dildo and watched it all dribble out. The more deranged it got, the louder Rui moaned. She seemed genuinely aroused.

But all that spilt milk only made it smell worse. We finished the scene battling nausea, then evacuated as quickly as possible. But not Rui. She casually downed all the leftover milk. “I was so thirsty,” she announced.

The shoot had been so involved we didn’t have time to bone the fish beforehand. Afterwards, I noticed lots of tiny wounds all over Rui’s skin where it had been pricked by the bones. Genuinely concerned, I asked if it was painful. “Pain?” she said blissfully. It’s not just the fish that are rotten, I thought to myself, her brain is too. No wonder she can’t feel anything.