Weird News: Bizarre Life

King of the bodymods! Pauly Unstoppable's pierced and stretched mug is our picture of the week!

All the hues of the rainbow. Meet the hottest chicks from Indonesia!

Shock jock Tim Shaw is spending 30 days locked in a steel box. We spoke to the crazy DJ about how he's going to cope. Plus dog fucking and up-chucking!

Real-life mermaid fetish! Alix Fox is submissive, submerged and entirely dependent on others to stop her from drowning as she tries underwater bondage.

Our favourite Bizarre people sent us some lovely Valentine cards! Download the one you like and send it on to your love!

The loony, cartoony London performer who's part clown, part tranny, and all spectacle.

The newest member of the Bizarre team wants your suggestions - he going to go four days without sleep. But what do you want to see him do?