Syrianna is a BBW (Big Beautiful Woman) who was born in Hawaii. 
At the age of 17 she moved to mainland USA and now lives in Hollywood. She’s been a plus-sized model since 1999 and a professional dominatrix since 2006. She’s 5ft5in tall, her bottom measures 65in and she weighs over 24st.

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I’m in a hotel in Hollywood, a day before the Oscars. The town’s a mess of closed-off streets, and journalists, gawkers and policemen are everywhere. Yes, I’m a tittock and have booked this leg of my trip with impeccably bad timing. But hey, I’ll survive.

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It’s tough writing for a magazine that’s pretty much covered every pierced, tattooed, hermaphroditic abseiling dwarf on the West Coast. So I sit on my hotel balcony to mull over ideas. Just one minute later an extremely well-rounded, highly made-up woman wearing a skirt that looks like a belt walks past.

 She looks up at me, winks and asks, “Hey big boy, looking for a fun time?” Slightly lost for words I reply, “I’m good, thanks.” “Well, let me know when you’re feeling baaad!” she giggles as she walks on by. She’s a very big girl to be a hooker, but then I’m in Los Angeles where anything is possible.

My mind starts to race. I go online and Google ‘portly prozzies’. That doesn’t bring up any results so I type in ‘enormous escorts’ and discover that many big girls have their own websites. So I gird my loins and pluck up the courage to call one. A woman named Syrianna answers the phone. I explain that I’m from Bizarre and want to photograph her. She giggles and, miraculously, agrees to come and meet me.

The next day I answer my hotel room door to a gigantic, angel-faced, native Hawaiian woman – the wonderful Syrianna. She explains how she feels about her island home: “When I was younger, I thought I was like the queen of the ocean, and I used to dance around naked on the Hawaiian sand.”

Syrianna’s mother was a single parent, and encouraged her to be proud of her body. “She always made me feel like a very special little girl,” she says. “She taught me about poise and carrying myself with respect regardless of my body type or shape. The women in my family always encouraged me never to settle for less, and to this day I haven’t.”

She realised at an early age that her whopping arse was pretty extraordinary. “I just so happened to love the fact that I had a huge ass,” she remembers.

“I’d find ways to make my hips and thighs protrude and poke out even more, by doing things like wearing my aunt’s size 6 girdle to make my thighs jut out more than my hips and butt. I never felt ashamed to show it off to everyone.

Little did I know that this huge pear-shaped ass of mine would make me a lot of money and be responsible for having men submit to me and cater to my every need!”

Syrianna found out her ass was an asset at the age of 17, when she hit the mainland and became a professional BBW model and masseur, specialising in a form of sexual domination called face-sitting. She smiles, dimples showing in her cheeks: “Face-sitting gives me complete control of a man and I get to do whatever I want with my two humongous butt-cheeks.”

Syrianna’s been a model for 10 years and a dominatrix since 2006, and her arse is now an astounding 65in in circumference. “Guys have their reasons for liking face-sitting,” she says. some are stupid enough to think it’s about oral sex, which it isn’t. If a guy tries to do that when I’m on his face I take that as a sign of disrespect. The whole idea is I’m totally in control. The really submissive ones want to be pushed to the limits of suffocation and be completely helpless, under my butt-command.

Guys that like me, love –” her voice goes down an octave, “– really big girls. They like the ‘essence of a BBW’.” I ask her to clarify and she replies bluntly, “The smell.” What does it smell like? She laughs. “I dunno! I’ve never had a huge butt in my face.”

Men pay a lot of money for Syrianna’s services, but she gets more than a financial reward. “I have many clients who see me regularly at 0 an hour,” she says. “It gives me a feeling of power to crush a man between or under my massive thighs, which are probably as big as a man’s body.” I quietly say, “They’re bigger...” And she snaps, “I also like slapping the shit out of people.” I shut the fuck up.

Syrianna also offers other services. “There’s this thing called feederism,” she explains. “My men get sexually aroused from watching me eat. One guy comes in his pants just watching me scarf down 0 worth of cheesecake and chicken, and over the two years he’s seen me I’ve never once seen his penis. And if I sit on him with my full 24st of weight it’s even better for him.”

Syrianna offers to give me a sample of the face-sitting experience. I politely decline as – although I’m in the right city for facial surgery – I don’t need my nose straightened.

Underneath her hardened exterior, I detect a soft, sensitive and even vulnerable side to Syrianna and, occasionally – perhaps inadvertently – she lets the Hawaiian island girl out from the tough LA shield she’s adopted to survive in Tinseltown.

But before I have time to explore her softer side, she draws herself up: “The interview’s over; take me for dinner.” We find a nearby deli and order. I get the chicken salad. It costs about . The bill in total comes to . This girl eats.

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