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AND On the road with the 999 Eyes Freak Show - behind the curtain at America's last travelling show of oddities... Simon Drake meets fairground arcade obsessive Marvin The Magican... Female rubber masking - a living latex doll... The creepy art of Travis Louie... The man with a camera for an eye...

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AND Exclusive interviews with Tank Girl! Steel Panther! Maximillian Roeg! The Ettes! Hobgoblins director Rick Sloane! Porn starlet Stevie Hart!

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