We think you're going to like Maureen Van Mortis. She's hot, funny, and rocks some serious inkage. Meet her on the cover of our new issue. And if you think the cover picture is pretty sexy you should see what's inside the magazine.

This issue is our tattoo special. You'll wince at what Lars Krutak, a tribal tattoo obsessive has been through hellin his quest to discover everything there is to know about piercings and pokings around the world. You'll be astonished as you meet the people who live with full-on facial tattoos every day of their lives (and one Bizarre writer finds out what it's like to have their mug inked for a day)

Plus we travel to Amsterdam and take a peek inside the strange house of lowbrow tattoo artist Angelique Houtkamp. Simon Drake goes to LA to meet the biggest escort in the world, BBW dominatrix Syrianna. And we take an umbrella for our encounter with puking, sploshing, spraying performance artist Scottee.

And... Hollywood mud wrestling! Mini Lady Ga-Ga! Donkey basketball! Armless weightlifter! Monkey waiters! Hideous execution! Clitoris Allsorts! Martin Loofah King! Xanthia Pink in rubber toe socks (so very sexy!)

Exclusive interviews with Ben Dover (he tells us how he'd like to massacre everyone who's ever annoyed him and then go down in a hail of bullets), artist Viktor Koen, ex-cutter and play piercer Sarah Jane White, Enter Shikari, Municipal Waste, directors Cary Fukunaga and Jack Perez, and Masuimi Max begins her new problem page!

Also... Porn industry HIV megascare! Whitby Goth Weekend drama! Skin Two Summer Ball! Girls Aloud rape and murder fantasist trial! Scar jewellery! Tons and tons of Ultra Vixens!

Miss it and we'll be round with the meat cleaver! Ask for it by name! Accept no substitute!