To celebrate the release of Christmas Time in South Park on DVD we have teamed up with Paramount Home entertainment
One lucky winner will get:

·        An iPod Touch 32GB

·        A copy of the Christmas Time in South Park DVD

·        Some South Park “Mr Hankey” merchandise

In order to win this fantastic, we want to hear your yuletide poo stories! Whether you've tried to create your own 'yule log' by eating glitter on Christmas eve, if you've been caught short and had to shit in a Christmas stocking, or if your tinselly toilet troubles have caused hilarity in other ways, we want to know about it.

The best, funniest, strangest, or most horrible poo story will win the prizes. So wheel out your turdy tales and email them to bizarre@dennis.co.uk. The subject line of your email should read TOP OF THE PLOPS.

We'll put the best tales on the site! So keep checking back.

Closing date of the competition is November 28

Buy your Christmas Time in South Park DVD here

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