Adult channel Red Hot TV (‘the home of real amateur sex’) recently invited 150 guys to show up at Sheffield swingers’ club Le Chambre, where they’d get to pork porn actress Ruby Reds as part of an attempt to set the first ever record for Britain’s biggest gangbang.

Queuing in line to get his free sloppy seconds, or 105ths, was Bizarre man Gareth Jenkins – and here he reveals all the dirty details of his day. Now this is what we call ‘probing journalism’…

CUM AND HAVE A GO…

I love porn. I bought my first filthy flick when I was 17 and, in the past 11 years, I’ve downloaded over 1,000 different movies. So when I heard that smut performer Ruby Reds was looking for volunteers to help her set a UK gangbang record, which would be filmed for a two-hour television special, certain parts of me leapt at the chance to participate.

Originally from London, 25-year-old Ruby has been working on-and-off in the adult entertainment industry since she was 18. However, until now she’s struggled to make a name for herself and is relatively unknown both to the public and porn-industry execs. The gangbang was an attempt to achieve celebrity status and boost her adult entertainment career – yet she had mixed feelings about going through with it.

‘I was extremely nervous and emotional beforehand,’ Ruby told me. ‘But I just switched into ‘work mode’ once filming began. It’s already proved good for my career – I’ve got a shoot lined up in France and I’m in talks with legendary gonzo producer Ben Dover as well.’

… IF YOU THINK YOU’RE HARD ENOUGH

Unlike Ruby Reds, I don’t think I’m destined for porn stardom. The gangbang was the least sexy experience of my life – a far cry from the orgy I’d envisaged. It was a fairly formal affair, with a lot of form-filling and waiting around in a venue that looked uncannily like Coronation Street’s Rovers Return Inn.

The tsunami-like waves of men expected turned out to be a small stream of just 45 blokes. Ruby had hoped for 150, so many fellas (including me) participated more than once in order to set a UK record of 105 ‘sex acts performed’.
“I was glad I didn’t have to ejaculate in order for my contributions to count, as the two minutes each man was given with Ruby wasn’t long enough for me to cum, and even though I’d been ‘stimulated’ by two fluffers before getting up on the stage, I found it hard (ahem) to maintain wood in that strange, horribly public atmosphere.

After my ‘goes’, I spent 20 minutes wondering where to dispose of my used condom. It felt inappropriate to ask a member of staff. In the end, I dropped it into an empty water bottle on a nearby table. I suppose the social awkwardness made it a truly British gangbang!”

MAN O’WHORE

Still, there was an unspoken, machismo-free bond between the guys who’d taken part. When we got bored of watching the rutting, or Ruby drying her vagina with a towel, we sat chatting in the club’s changing room. Some of the guys had purchased ‘Viagra shots’ from the bar and were bemoaning the lack of uplifting effect.

I wouldn’t say I made new friends from the experience, but met some interesting people, such as the 83-year-old Ghandi-lookalike who was clearly ticking off items on his list of ‘things I’d like to do before I kick the bucket’; the office worker who wanted to be known as ‘the enigmatic Ricco Suave’; and the nerdy-looking chap who told me that this was the second greatest moment in his life.

When I asked what the greatest moment had been, he told me it was being one of the founding members of a Lord Of The Rings fan club. For me, it’s that response, more than anything else, which sums up the bizarre atmosphere of Britain’s biggest gangbang.

 

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