Hoooooowl! Who’d win in a battle between vampires and werewolves? Find out in this month’s Bizarre as a sexy female vampire takes on a hot male werewolf. It’s our most gobsmacking shoot yet! Special pull-out cover with added man action!

PLUS:

More vampire fun with a True Blood exclusive – we speak to Maryann Forrester AKA Michelle Forbes, the series orgy-master and MILF-y maenad!

* Hairy women! Why hirsute honeys are making men hot and horny!

* Fantastical creature-shaped dildos – the fantastical dongs of Bad Dragon!

*Crazy Japanese restaurants – themed eateries you HAVE to visit!

*Lori Earley – we visit the Victoriana-bedecked home of one of our favourite cult artists.

*No sleep ‘til deadline – our very own Ciaran tortures himself, and stays awake for 86 hours.

*Bring out your dead! We bone up on the Bolivian skull festival.

*Be on the cover of Bizarre – enter our cover star competition and see some of our favourite entries so far.

PLUS! Exclusive interviews: Steel Panther! Wes Craven! Tori Black! Andrew WK! Satanic Sluts! MGMT illustrator Anthony Ausgang! Masuimi Max! Stigma!

AND!
Parasitic twins! Kiddy stuntmen! Skydiving dog! Granny with an antler! Microchip body mods! Fancy merkins! Robotic geishas! The Shafta awards! Porno Dungeons and Dragons!

MORE!
Tattoo trailer! Leather-scented lube! Dog chastity belts! Mike Tyson and his pigeons! Notes on bums! Amazing stuff to buy! The sexiest Ultra Vixens! Your tattoos! Your art!

And LOADS more. Seriously, if you miss this, you’re a cunt.