Sex dolls can be a mighty expensive proposition, not surprising when you consider the level of craftmanship that goes into creating those synthetic curves. But how would you feel to know that with a simple bit of imagination, DIY and shopping 'nous', you can make your very own artificial lovetoy at just a fraction of the cost!

HOMEMADE-SEX-TOYS are the people behind this adult DIY masterstroke. Their step-by-step guide not only shows you how to put the thing together, but also, where and what pieces you need too. Seriously, it's actually very easy. Here's what you'll need to become the perv world's very own Doc Frankenstein...

1) HEAD - Go to an adultshop and invest in a good blowjob simulator - chins and noses are optional. As are moustaches...

2) BREASTS - Lifesize fantasy tits are readily available from most inventive adultshops.

3) HANDS AND ARMS - Yes, you can buy these too. Which you'll probably already have known if you're into artificial fisting. Homemade-Sex-Toys strongly recommends the Doc Johnson range for the utmost, vein-bulging realism.

4) VAGINAS - "The best fake pussies are Cyberskin" says Homemade-Sex-Toys, of arguably the most essential area. It also recommends you buy the arse part separately as it will be easier to fix.

5) PENISES - Frequentors to sex shops will already be more than aware of a scarily large range of options in this department. Dildos with a suction cup base are the recommended piece, though.

6) ARSES - Plenty of artificial buttholes also readily avaialble on the marker. Or to the point, 'a masturbator with an anal orifice'.

7) FEET - Did you know that fake feet are available, with built in vaginas? You do now. Apparently, these are unsuitable for this project though (only right tootsies seem to be available - go figure). Homemade-Sex-Toys picks out 'Serenity's Little Piggies' as the ones to attract - rubber feet cast from a porn star. Apparently, they're like Uma Thurmans' and suitable for both male and female projects!

So, once all the individual parts are purchased, all you'll need is the "rigid mannequin" to work as a chasis. Oh, and probably the full guide and DIY tips for putting that lot together. If you fancy taking up the challenge, best whisking off to HOMEMADE-SEX-TOYS. Good luck!