They say: "This brand new Simulator provides a platform for the teaching and acquisition of many of the practical skills required for the successful management of childbirth. It has been developed for multiple professional training, in conjunction with midwives and obstetricians from Southmead Hospital, Bristol (UK) and Gloucestershire Royal Hospital (UK). It is an integral part of the PROMPT (PRactical Obstetric Multi-Professional Training) course."

We say: "Eeeeuw. The ultimate in birth control. Stretchable perinaeum?!"