Typically, only people with very wide and droopy heads or teats like brand new pencils can put their nipples in their ears. But John Blake is an exception. He can do it because he recently had his nipples cut off, cast in clear resin and turned into plugs for his earlobes. He says the experience was “interesting”.

“I hated the sensation of my nipples being there,” says John, “so when I had the chance for them to be removed, I took it.”

That opportunity came after he saw someone on the internet that had branded his nipples off. John didn’t like the idea of branding, though, and had his sliced off instead. Howie (Lunacobra.net) did the procedure, and afterwards John couldn’t bear to throw them away.

“I really didn’t want to get rid of them, they were a part of me. They were in my freezer for a very long time. And then I came across the casting resin…”

John took them out of his freezer, thawed them out, and let them dry so there wasn’t any moisture in them. The next step was to put a little resin in the bottom of some steel tunnels that he already wore in his lobes. Then he let it dry, chucked his nipples in, filled up the tunnels and let it dry overnight. Then, bingo, they were done.  

The upsides, according to John, include no longer having to wear his hated nipples on his chest, and inspiring people to do it to themselves. Downsides include people repeatedly asking him to prove he has no nipples, and – for the most part – the fact that women aren’t impressed.  

Still, he’s planning to get his navel removed (if he can find someone willing to do it) and has a tentative plan to swap part of his finger with someone else. We’ll be sure to let you know if he does.