When a reader sent us this delightful picture of his head being wedged in a chipolata sandwich, we obscured the 'Scene of graphic nudity' in the magazine. So we're putting it here instead! Knock yourselves out!

Reader's letter:
"When I finally got them to an inch-and-a-half, I ate some ecstasy and put some penises through them and took a picture, thereby fulfilling one of my life goals. They’re now at 2", and I hope to soon be able to fit two in each ear. Four dicks total.

PS. The big one got a blowjob through my ear. It sounded weird."