What's the weirdest animal you've ever ridden?

A Newfoundland dog.

Do you have any phobias?

Needles.

Do you have any fetishes?

Popcorn with extra butter and too much salt.

Have you ever been obsessed with anyone?

Ursula Andress, when I was very young. And for all the right reasons.

What's the strangest thing you've ever had in your mouth?

Sheep testicle. At a restaurant in Finland.

Have you ever had any recurring dreams?

No. My dreams are like Dali paintings and are always changing.

Have you ever had a relationship with a fan or stalker?

I have a bunch of delusional woman that write me these rambling 50 page letters telling me that I'm stalking them.

Have you ever seen a UFO? Do you believe in the possibility of alien lifeforms?

I live in Phoenix, Arizona which is the same area that Steven Spielberg grew up. So there are a lot of weird things that happen in the sky here.

Do you collect anything odd?

Men's wristwatches. The odder the better.

What's your idea of hell?

Going to the dentist to have a tooth pulled while you have a migraine headache

Have you ever seen a ghost?

I've never seen a ghost. But I have been in the presence of something that I did not know what it was. Once it was actually in the house where the Amityville Horror was written.

If you had to have sex with an animal, what would it be?

A liger.

What's the craziest rumour about you that's true?

That I hate balloon animals.

What's the biggest animal you've ever killed?

I've never killed any animals.

Did you or do you have an imaginary friend? What was their name?

No. Having Alice Cooper inside me is enough.

What's the closest to death you've ever come?

The gallows illusion that I do onstage malfunctioned one night and I did get seriously injured.

Have you ever seen a dead body?

In my business? Yes, of course.

Necrophilia, coprophilia or bestiality?

Whichever one of those has to do with having sex with jelly donuts and baseball gloves.