*Do you believe in ghosts?

Have you seen that programme Most Haunted? It's like, "Let's shoot in nightcam and make it look scary! And have somebody kick a door! It's a fucking fly! It's a midge! It's a bloody moth!" Get over it. I don't mind the idea of ghosts existing, but why do they only select certain people? Why do those certain people never convince the rest of us they've caught one on film? I think if there was a real ghost they'd come out and dance around and say, "Look, this is me carrying my own head under my arm and dangling chains!" It's all a little romantic and fun, but if one walked into my house I'd be like, "Sit down.