What's the weirdest animal you've ever ridden?
Giant stuffed anteater.
Do you have many stuffed animals?
I don't have any now.
What happened to the anteater?
His head kept coming off.
Do you believe in aliens?
Well, I saw a UFO so I have to, don't I. Four of us saw it, in Yorkshire. We stopped the car and got out to watch - it came across the horizon like a streak and stopped dead in mid-air, hovered there for half a minute and then went off at a right angle. It reached its original speed almost instantly. We were just made up to have seen it.



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