*What's the strangest thing you've ever had in your mouth?

Probably some old tits or something. Some old lady's tits. That's not such a weird thing, but I can't think of anything else strange I've had in my mouth. I'm into MILFs. That's the strangest thing I can think of. He Who Cannot Be Named's dick [from The Dwarves] was in there once, but he forced it in there. Not really. It wasn't really in my mouth. That was a joke. The MILF part was true.

*When was the tit incident?

Yesterday.

*And who was the lucky lady?

She was about 55 and she was really hot.