*What's the weirdest animal you've ever ridden?
An obese pony, at a deprived-children's holiday.
*Was it a good ride?
No, it kept stopping to eat, so I was just left behind. I think it was a case of match the fat lad with the fat horse, and it just made for
a very miserable day.
*Have you ever been obsessed with anyone?
Yeah, Obi-Wan Kenobi. And there's a folk singer called Dar Williams, who came to Britain and I had to try not to stalk her. She was doing a gig and I'd learnt all the lyrics and sat in the front row and mouthed them to her, hoped she'd fall for me.



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